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Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
Author: William Ralph Inge

Every artist was first an amateur.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had no time to write down.
Author: Hector Berlioz

Every day holds the possibility of a miracle.
Author: Elizabeth David

Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only ad
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!
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How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes