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If you don't accept responsibility for your own actions, then you are forever chained to a position of defense.
Author: Holly Lisle

If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route.
Author: Malcolm Forbes

If you explore beneath shyness or party chit-chat, you can sometimes turn a dull exchange into an intriguing one. I've found this to be particularly true in the case of professors or intellectuals, who are full of fascinating information, but need encoura
Author: Joyce Carol Oates

If you have love you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it it doesn't matter much what else you do have.
Author: James M. Barrie

If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate every moment. A lot of people don`t appreciate the moment until it's passed.
Author: Kanye West

Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening !
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Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now, pay later !
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Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !
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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
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How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
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