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Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
Author: Leo Durocher

Be a friend to thyself, and others will be so too.
Author: Thomas Fuller

Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity.
Author: Horace Mann

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Author: Mark Twain

Be contented when you have got all you want.
Author: Holbrook Jackson

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
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What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house. What is the stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas contractor trying to build a house on the foundation.
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Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said, "A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, "Please, sir, it wasn't me!" "Ha, ha!" laughed Payne. "And I suppose the little snot had done it all along!"
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All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One night Grady heard a noise under his bed. Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, "Anybody there?" "No," said the burglar. "That's funny," the boy said to himself. "I could have sworn I heard a noise!"
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