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Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
Author: John Stuart Mill

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Assume a virtue, if you have it not.
Author: William Shakespeare

At 20 years of age the will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40 the judgment.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below.
Author: Theodosia Garrison

Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won't be going to school.
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Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!
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Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!
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Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.
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