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The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...
Author: Donald Barthelme

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
Author: Al Franken

The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is the belief in a brute Fate or Destiny.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Why did the fly fly ?
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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !
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What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !
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How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !
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What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !
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