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If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.
Author: Angelina Jolie

If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
Author: Matt Groening

If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.
Author: George C. Marshall

If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form no conception of good and evil.
Author: Baruch Spinoza

If one is forever cautious, can one remain a human being?
Author: Alexander Solzhenitsyn

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes