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One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child.
Author: Randall Jarrell

One of the things about being a grown-up is learning how to act right even when you feel wrong.
Author: Sean Stewart

I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
Author: Margaret Cho

One should count each day a separate life.
Author: Seneca

Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!
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Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.
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Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.
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Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.
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Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders.
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