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Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box.
Author: Italian Proverb

It is the cause, not the death, that makes the martyr.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time.
Author: Carl Sagan

One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one.
Author: Agatha Christie

One man may hit the mark, another blunder; but heed not these distinctions. Only from the alliance of the one, working with and through the other, are great things born.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.
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Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.
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Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
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Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.
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Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck.
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