Best quotes to send by SMS
Thomas H. Huxley If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Yiddish Proverb If a man is destined to drown, he will drown even in a spoonful of water.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

William Shakespeare If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as to work.
Author: William Shakespeare

Betty Friedan If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.
Author: Betty Friedan

Anatole France If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Author: Anatole France

The best jokes to send by SMS
Space jokes What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
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Sport jokes Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Sport jokes What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Sport jokes Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Sport jokes What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes