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Learn to bear bravely changes of fortune.
Author: Cleobulus

Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival.
Author: W. Edwards Deming

Let a good man do good deeds with the same zeal that the evil man does bad ones.
Author: The Belzer Rabbi

Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind.
Author: Bible

Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
Author: Mother Teresa

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"
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"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."
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I've been on my computer all night! Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?
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Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.
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What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.
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