Best Cell Phones

It's okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
Author: Billy Joel

True is it that we have seen better days.
Author: William Shakespeare

True philosophy invents nothing; it merely establishes and describes what is.
Author: Victor Cousin

Truly successful decision making relies on a balance between deliberate and instinctive thinking.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

Trust thyself only, and another shall not betray thee.
Author: Thomas Fuller

A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".
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Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze
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Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone
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How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce
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