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It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
Author: Henry Allen

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
Author: Margaret Cho

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
Author: Samuel Butler

It is by no means self-evident that human beings are most real when most violently excited; violent physical passions do not in themselves differentiate men from each other, but rather tend to reduce them to the same state.
Author: Thomas Elliot

I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane.
Author: Ray Bradbury

Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes