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It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
Author: Voltaire

It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations.
Author: Walter Bagehot

It is hard to have patience with people who say "There is no death" or "Death doesn't matter." There is death. And whatever is matters. And whatever happens has consequences, and it and they are irrevocable and irreversible. You might as well say that bir
Author: C. S. Lewis

It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by Providence as an evil to mankind.
Author: Jonathan Swift

If there is another world, he lives in bliss. If there is none, he made the best of this.
Author: Robert Burns

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.
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Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with you?
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Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?
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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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