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There is only one admirable form of the imagination: the imagination that is so intense that it creates a new reality, that it makes things happen.
Author: Sean O'Faolain

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
Author: Christopher Morley

There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together.
Author: Kin Hubbard

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
Author: Matt Groening

There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
Author: Rita Holt

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.
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What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer.
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What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines.
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When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
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Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork
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