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If we can connect in some tiny way with a human that doesn't agree with us, then maybe we won't blow up the planet.
Author: Nancy White

There is an ecstasy that marks the summit of life, and beyond which life cannot rise. And such is the paradox of living, this ecstasy comes when one is most alive, and it comes as a complete forgetfulness that one is alive.
Author: Jack London

There is death in the pot.
Author: Bible

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.
Author: George Eliot

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Author: Don Marquis

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes