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It is only necessary to make war with five things; with the maladies of the body, the ignorances of the mind, with the passions of the body, with the seditions of the city and the discords of families.
Author: Pythagoras

It is only the ignorant who despise education.
Author: Publilius Syrus

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
Author: Andre Maurois

It is quality rather than quantity that matters.
Author: Seneca

It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power.
Author: David Brin

Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.
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Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok
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yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.
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Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
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