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It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Author: Harry S Truman

There is only one admirable form of the imagination: the imagination that is so intense that it creates a new reality, that it makes things happen.
Author: Sean O'Faolain

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
Author: Christopher Morley

There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together.
Author: Kin Hubbard

What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes