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A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
Author: John Updike

A hit, a very palpable hit.
Author: William Shakespeare

A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest.
Author: William Feather

A hundred years ago, the electric telegraph made possible - indeed, inevitable - the United States of America. The communications satellite will make equally inevitable a United Nations of Earth; let us hope that the transition period will not be equally
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Author: Lao-tzu

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
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Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence.
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Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
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Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
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