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Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath.
Author: Solon

Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value than silence. Sooner throw a pearl at hazard than an idle or useless word; and do not say a little in many words, but a great deal in a few.
Author: Pythagoras

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
Author: Sir Richard Steele

I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours.
Author: Monica Baldwin

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!
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Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in?
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!
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Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!
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