Best quotes to send by SMS

Every one of us gets through the tough times because somebody is there, standing in the gap to close it for us.
Author: Oprah Winfrey
Every poem can be considered in two ways--as what the poet has to say, and as a thing which he makes.
Author: C. S. Lewis
Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.
Author: John Singer Sargent
Every time you don't follow your inner guidance, you feel a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness.
Author: Shakti Gawain
Every woman knows all about everything.
Author: Rudyard Kipling
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call a rich frog?
A gold-blooded
reptile.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
What do you get if you cross a frog with a
decathlete?
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He
spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the
frog
what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand.
"What's
that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So,
Mr.
Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the
situation.
The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had
for the loan and
the frog held out his hand. "Oh," said the manager,
"that's a
knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan."
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
What is a ghost
boxer called?
A
phantomweight.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes
A man was staying in a big old
house and in
the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said,
"I have
been walking these corridors for 300 years."
The man said, "in that
case, can you tell me the way to the
toilet?"
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes