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Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, a good mother, good-looking, good-tempered, well-dressed, well-groomed, and unaggressive.
Author: Marya Mannes

The freedom of all is essential to my freedom.
Author: Mikhail Bakunin

The future ain't what it used to be.
Author: Yogi Berra

Politics is the art of the possible.
Author: Otto Von Bismarck

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Author: Robert R. Coveyou

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"
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Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!
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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"
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The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one. 'Nope,' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'
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On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'
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