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I went off to college planning to major in math or philosophy-- of course, both those ideas are really the same idea.
Author: Frank Wilczek

Set thine house in order.
Author: Bible

Lighter is the wound foreseen.
Author: Cato the Elder

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.
Author: M. F. K. Fisher

She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to be thought hard and grasping, but her artifices could not always cover the nakedness of her need to excel.
Author: Faith Sullivan

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes