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That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
Author: James M. Barrie

There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher.
Author: Victor Hugo

'Taint't worthwhile to wear a day all out before it comes.
Author: Sarah Orne Jewett

It's being here now that's important. There's no past and there's no future. Time is a very misleading thing. All there is ever, is the now. We can gain experience from the past, but we can't relive it; and we can hope for the future, but we don't know if
Author: George Harrison

There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.
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Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp, espressivo'.
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Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche.
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!
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