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You've got to make a conscious choice every day to shed the old - whatever 'the old' means for you.
Author: Sarah Ban Breathnach

"Careful with fire" is good advice we know. "Careful with words" is ten times doubly so.
Author: William Carleton

"Know thyself," said the old philosopher, "improve thyself," saith the new. Our great object in time is not to waste our passions and gifts on the things external that we must leave behind, but that we cultivate within us all that we can carry into the et
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

...And I've looked over, and I've seen the promised land. I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to the promised land. So I'm happy tonight. I'm not worried about anything. I'm not fearing any man.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

...people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
Author: J. K. Rowling

I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh, I'm all right at night, it's in the day I have problems.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?" said the second. "Your yard's much too small for a pig!" "I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend. "But what about the smell?" "He'll soon get used to that."
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes