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There was a disturbance in my heart, a voice that spoke there and said, I want, I want, I want! It happened every afternoon, and when I tried to suppress it it got even stronger.
Author: Saul Bellow

Life is just one damned thing after another.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

The person who makes a success of living is the one who see his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. That is dedication.
Author: Cecil B. DeMille

I love my past. I love my present. I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.
Author: Colette

Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences.
Author: Anonymous

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses." "Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"
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This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
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What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!
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What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
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An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old". "Where did you get this exact information?" "I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."
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