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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Author: Will Rogers

Pleasure is an important component of the quality of life, but by itself it does not bring happiness. Pleasure helps to maintain order, but by itself cannot create a new order in consciousness.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers.
Author: Jimmy Breslin

When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right.
Author: Albert Guinon

I do not distinguish by the eye, but by the mind, which is the proper judge.
Author: Seneca

How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts
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So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother.
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Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
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Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.
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