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Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.
Author: Eddie Cantor

Small to greater matters must give way.
Author: William Shakespeare

Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
Author: Margaret Fuller

So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him!
Author: William Shakespeare

So very difficult a matter is it to trace and find out the truth of anything by history.
Author: Plutarch

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes