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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Author: Albert Einstein

I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.
Author: William Shakespeare

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Author: Mitch Hedberg

Self-esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves.
Author: Nathaniel Branden

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
Author: Matt Frewer

Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on barking!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes