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Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
Author: Christopher Morley

Chew before you swallow.
Author: George W. Bush

Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
Author: Peter Ustinov

Children speak in the field what they hear in the house.
Author: Scottish Proverb

Circumstances rule men and not men rule circumstances.
Author: Euripides

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
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Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes