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The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.
Author: Finley Peter Dunne

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Author: Carol Burnett

The path to our destination is not always a straight one. We go down the wrong road, we get lost, we turn back. Maybe it doesn't matter which road we embark on. Maybe what matters is that we embark.
Author: Barbara Hall

Love is the fulfilling of the law.
Author: Bible

The people that once bestowed commands, consulships, legions, and all else, now concerns itself no more, and longs eagerly for just two things - bread and circuses!
Author: Juvenal

Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bumbry ! Bumbry who ? Bumbry tuna !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !
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