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I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that wi
Author: Thomas Jefferson

I believe that one of life's greatest risks is never daring to risk.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

I bid him look into the lives of men as though into a mirror, and from others to take an example for himself.
Author: Terence

I can endure my own despair, but not another's hope.
Author: William Walsh

'Here's a good book,' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. 'How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.' 'No, thank you,' said Mrs Monster. 'My husband's got two heads already. . .'
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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam.
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FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes. BERT MONSTER: That's nothing. My sister's tongue is so long, she can lick an envelope after she's posted it.
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MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits you.
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What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
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