Best quotes to send by SMS

Those who control their passions do so because their passions are weak enough to be controlled.
Author: William Blake
The unspoken word never does harm.
Author: Kossuth
In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as o
Author: Carl Sagan
Thou art all the comfort,
The Gods will diet me with.
Author: William Shakespeare
Politics is largely a matter of heart.
Author: R. A. Butler
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on
his
head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the
world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
A
lady opened her refrigerator and saw a
rabbit sitting on one of the
shelves,
"What are you doing in
there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't
it?"
The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm
westing."
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got
married?
A. Ruth-less.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes
Q. Who
was the greatest comedian in the
Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes