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William Blake Those who control their passions do so because their passions are weak enough to be controlled.
Author: William Blake

Kossuth The unspoken word never does harm.
Author: Kossuth

Carl Sagan In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as o
Author: Carl Sagan

William Shakespeare Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with.
Author: William Shakespeare

R. A. Butler Politics is largely a matter of heart.
Author: R. A. Butler

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Rabbit jokes Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
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Rabbit jokes Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet.
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Rabbit jokes A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
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Religious jokes Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less.
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Religious jokes Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down.
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