Best quotes to send by SMS

Do not fear going forward slowly; fear only to stand still.
Author: Chinese Proverb
Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.
Author: Henry David Thoreau
Do not let your deeds belie your words, lest when you speak in church someone may say to himself, 'Why do you not practice what you preach?'
Author: Saint Jerome
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for powers equal to your tasks. Then the doing of your work shall be no miracle, but you shall be the miracle.
Author: Phillips Brooks
Do not rely completely on any other human being, however dear. We meet all life's greatest tests alone.
Author: Agnes Macphail
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's as big as an elephant but
weighs
nothing ?
An elephant's shadow !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass
slippers ?
Cinderelephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's the
difference between a sick
elephant and seven days ?
One is a weak one and the other one week !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What pill would you give to an elephant that
can't sleep ?
Trunkquilizers !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
How does an elephant get out of a small car
?
The same way that he got in !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes