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In soft regions are born soft men.
Author: Herodotus

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Author: Rita Rudner

In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone; Snow had fallen, snow on snow, Snow on snow, In the bleak midwinter, Long ago.
Author: Christina Rossetti

In the end, everything is a gag.
Author: Charlie Chaplin

In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
Author: Frank Zappa

your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..
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yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.
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