Best quotes to send by SMS

Comments are free but facts are sacred.
Author: Charles Prestwich Scott
Communism is like one big phone company.
Author: Lenny Bruce
Complain to one who can help you.
Author: Yugoslav Proverb
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
Author: James Magary
Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.
Author: Arnold Palmer
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the
back
end of the cow?
A tail pail!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What two members of the cow family go everywhere
with you?
Your calves!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
A nerd herd!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two
longhorns?
A bull pull!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes