Best quotes to send by SMS
Charles Prestwich Scott Comments are free but facts are sacred.
Author: Charles Prestwich Scott

Lenny Bruce Communism is like one big phone company.
Author: Lenny Bruce

Yugoslav Proverb Complain to one who can help you.
Author: Yugoslav Proverb

James Magary Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
Author: James Magary

Arnold Palmer Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.
Author: Arnold Palmer

The best jokes to send by SMS
Cow jokes What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!
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Cow jokes What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!
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Cow jokes What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
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Cow jokes What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!
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Cow jokes What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
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