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Talk not of wasted affection, affection never was wasted, If it enrich not the heart of another, its waters returning Back to their springs, like the rain shall fill them full of refreshment; That which the fountain sends forth returns again to the fou
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Nobody speaks the truth when there's something they must have.
Author: Elizabeth Bowen

Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.
Author: Clive Barnes

Temper is a weapon that we hold by the blade.
Author: James M. Barrie

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.
Author: Moses Hadas

What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!
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Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !
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Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!
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What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!
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What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !
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