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Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand and melting like a snowflake. Let us use it before it is too late.
Author: Marie Beyon Ray

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Author: Oscar Levant

Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity!
Author: Bible

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.
Author: Joseph Conrad

Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
Author: Peter Ustinov

Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.
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Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
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How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!
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What diploma do criminals get? The third degree.
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