Best quotes to send by SMS

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Author: Russell Baker
People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
Author: Sinclair Lewis
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
Author: Oscar Wilde
Photographers do this for a living, every single day -- they point their lenses toward every single corner of our world and somehow make the mundane mesmerizing through their artistic eye. It's all a matter of being aware of your surroundings and realizin
Author: Ward Jenkins
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
Author: Jonathan Kozol
The best jokes to send by SMS

How come you
never write e-mails?
I'd
rather send a note!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
How do Indian chiefs send messages?
By
teepee-mail!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
How do sheep sign their e-mails?
Ewes
sincerely.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
How does James Bond type e-mails?
With his
goldfinger.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
What do vampires put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Best viscious.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes