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Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality, but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these thi
Author: T. S. Eliot

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Author: Nikita Khrushchev

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Author: Ernest Benn

I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.
Author: James Madison

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes