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Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Author: Lily Tomlin

It's possible to disagree with someone about the ethics of non-violence without wanting to kick his face in.
Author: Christopher Hampton

Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.
Author: Anatole France

Man is what he believes.
Author: Anton Chekhov

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Microsoft Barbie ...Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude
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