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Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Author: Peter De Vries

Passion is the quickest to develop, and the quickest to fade. Intimacy develops more slowly, and commitment more gradually still.
Author: Robert Sternberg

Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
Author: George Jackson

Patriotism having become one of our topicks, Johnson suddenly uttered, in a strong determined tone, an apophthegm, at which many will start: "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." But let it be considered that he did not mean a real and generous
Author: Samuel Johnson

A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
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A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife has died. When he knocks on the door, he gets no answer, so he decides to go in and see if everything is all right. Upon entering the house, the man discovers his friend in the living room kissing a mate. "Jack", says the man, "Your wife just died yesterday!!" His friend looks up and says, "In this grief, do you think I know what I'm doing?"
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My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !
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What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.
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Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes