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Boxing is just show business with blood.
Author: Frank Bruno

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.
Author: Sir Thomas Beecham

Brevity is the soul of wit.
Author: William Shakespeare

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

But all art is sensual and poetry particularly so. It is directly, that is, of the senses, and since the senses do not exist without an object for their employment all art is necessarily objective. It doesn't declaim or explain, it presents.
Author: William Carlos Williams

Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
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Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
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Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.
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How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.
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