Best quotes to send by SMS
Stanislaw Lem Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible.
Author: Stanislaw Lem

Japanese Proverb Fall down seven times, get up eight.
Author: Japanese Proverb

W. H. Auden False enchantment can last a lifetime.
Author: W. H. Auden

Mark Twain Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
Author: Mark Twain

Theodore Roosevelt Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
Author: Theodore Roosevelt

The best jokes to send by SMS
History jokes Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !
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History jokes My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !
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History jokes What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !
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History jokes Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !
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History jokes What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !
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