Best quotes to send by SMS

Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible.
Author: Stanislaw Lem
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
Author: Japanese Proverb
False enchantment can last a lifetime.
Author: W. H. Auden
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
Author: Mark Twain
Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
Author: Theodore Roosevelt
The best jokes to send by SMS

Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince
?
Old King Coal !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
My teacher
reminds me of history
She's always repeating herself !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years
old ?
A year older on his birthday !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
Do you know the 20th President of the United
States ?
No, we were never introduced !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
What do Alexander the
Great and Winnie the
Pooh have in common ?
They both have 'the' as their middle names
!
This is the joke from a category: History jokes