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Doubts are more cruel than the worst of truths.
Author: Moliere

Dreams are wishes your heart makes.
Author: American Proverb

Dressing up is inevitably a substitute for good ideas. It is no coincidence that technically inept business types are known as "suits."
Author: Paul Graham

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
Author: Robert Benchley

During [these] periods of relaxation after concentrated intellectual activity, the intuitive mind seems to take over and can produce the sudden clarifying insights which give so much joy and delight.
Author: Fritjof Capra

Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.
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Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.
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Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird.
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A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learnes "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, ''Mommy, I learned new words today.'' She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?" He says, ''Takeoffzebrababy!''
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This small Latino man walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer. A big man comes in, taps him on his shoulder, and says, "You're sitting in my seat!" The same Spanish man ignores him and orders another beer. The man again taps him on his shoulder, and tells him he's sitting in his seat. The same Spanish man gets up, leans over the seat, and says. "I don't see your name on it." He sits down again and orders still another beer. "The man says...I know Karate!" The small Latino man says, "I know JUDO! JU DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A GUN! JU DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A KNIFE!"
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