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As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
Author: Robert Benchley

As I see it, every day you do one of two things: build health or produce disease in yourself.
Author: Adelle Davis

As long as we respond predictably to what feels good and what feels bad, it is easy for others to exploit our preferences for their own ends.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

As soon as any man says of the affairs of the State "What does it matter to me?" the State may be given up for lost.
Author: Jean Jacques Rousseau

As the archaeology of our thought easily shows, man is an invention of recent date. And one perhaps nearing its end.
Author: Michel Foucault

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !
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'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.
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I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.'Have you passed?' I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself!' he called proudly. 'No-el plates!'
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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe
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