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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Author: Albert Camus

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Author: Henry Kissinger

None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license.
Author: John Milton

Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from.
Author: Jodie Foster

Not to have felt pain is not to have been human.
Author: Jewish Proverb

What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!
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Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!
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Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
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