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Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle courtesy.
Author: Homer

Do you know what friendship is... it is to be brother and sister; two souls which touch without mingling, two fingers on one hand.
Author: Victor Hugo

Does it really matter what these affectionate people do-- so long as they dont do it in the streets and frighten the horses!
Author: Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Don't agonize. Organize.
Author: Florynce Kennedy

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
Author: David Lloyd George

You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it's usually a complete blank.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don't like them being pulled.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the cab driver "What's that building there?" "That's the Royal York Hotel" replied the cabbie. "The Royal York? How long did it take to build that?" asked the Texan. "About 12 years" replied the cabbie. "12 years? We build 'em twice as high, twice as wide and four times as long down in Texas, and we do that in six months." A while later the cab driver makes his was past the Metro-Toronto Convention Centre. "What's that building over there?" asked the Texan. "That's the Metro-Toronto Convention Centre" replied the cabbie. "Convention Centre? How long'd it take to build that?" asked the Texan. "About three years" replied the cabbie. "Three years? We build 'em twice as high, three times as long and four times as wide as that down in Texas, and it only takes us about two weeks." Shortly thereafter the cabbie drives past the CN Tower. "What's that building there?" asks the Texan, pointing at the tower. "Danged if I know" replied the cabbie, "It wasn't here when I drove by yesterday."
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes