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I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer.
Author: Peter Ustinov

The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only an interruption, but is also a disruption of thought.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
Author: H. P. Lovecraft

In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
Author: Meister Eckhart

Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money." Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."
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Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!
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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes