Best quotes to send by SMS

In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life, work and love. The other 99 percent is due to our efforts.
Author: Peter McWilliams
The bow cannot always stand bent, nor can human frailty subsist without some lawful recreation.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes
The camera doesn't make a bit of difference. All of them can record what you are seeing. But, you have to SEE.
Author: Ernst Haas
The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Men are more often bribed by their loyalties and ambitions than by money.
Author: Robert Jackson
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on
Halloween?
A trick-or-fleat!
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes
After accepting an
invitation to
dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants
to
lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a
handsome face and room for another one."
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Your so bald your bald
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
America's
oldest lady was 115 years
old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her
head.
How
come?
She's completely bald.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
A man sitting in a barber's
chair
noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented
on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a
shampoo yet."
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes