Best quotes to send by SMS
Peter McWilliams In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life, work and love. The other 99 percent is due to our efforts.
Author: Peter McWilliams

Miguel de Cervantes The bow cannot always stand bent, nor can human frailty subsist without some lawful recreation.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

Ernst Haas The camera doesn't make a bit of difference. All of them can record what you are seeing. But, you have to SEE.
Author: Ernst Haas

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Robert Jackson Men are more often bribed by their loyalties and ambitions than by money.
Author: Robert Jackson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Halloween jokes What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!
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Hair and bald jokes After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."
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Hair and bald jokes Your so bald your bald
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Hair and bald jokes America's oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head. How come? She's completely bald.
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Hair and bald jokes A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet."
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