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The last temptation is the greatest treason: to do the right deed for the wrong reason.
Author: T. S. Eliot

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
Author: David Letterman

Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's characters.
Author: Margaret Halsey

Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, "I'm returning on the next flight. Can't sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot." At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, telling "The prospects are unlimited. Nobody wears shoes here!"
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes